Moody, minimal, satirical t-shirt place.
For the people who find 'Good Vibes Only' exhausting.
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Free Shipping In Europe
Shipping across Europe is included. One less minor inconvenience in an already complicated world.
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Quality you can feel.
Organic cotton. It feels better on your skin and lasts much longer than standard shirts.
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Intentional Creation
We do not believe in the noise of overproduction. Each t-shirt is created only when it is called for.
NEW Collection
The Crew
For friends who turn failure into memory, and moments into stories.
Office Themed
Nine Lives, Nine To Five
Be the cat in a room full of mice.
Totally Not Random Tees
It’s not random. It’s art. Just go with it.
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Summer Vibe
Regular price €26,99 EURRegular priceUnit price / perSale price €26,99 EUR
City vs. Nature
56% of people thrive in the rhythm of the city, meanwhile, the other 44% wake up with the sun.
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Nature Life
Regular price €39,99 EURRegular priceUnit price / perSale price €39,99 EUR
Miami Sunsets
A tribute to the city where the sun never really sets on the fun.
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Island Escape
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Retro Retreat
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Reality Optional
Regular price €25,99 EURRegular priceUnit price / perSale price €25,99 EUR
The fabric is fine. The llama design is almost as cynical as I am. It's a shirt. It fits. What more do you want?
— Someone who was forced to care.
First custom order. It actually looks like the design I sent. Professional, quick, and high quality, which is weird for a brand this cynical. 10/10 for the shirt, 2/10 for my general outlook on life.
— The first test subject.
Perfect for everyday wear. The print quality is outstanding and hasn't faded.
Michael R.
Upcoming T-Shirt
If it were easy, we'd have finished it yesterday. It wasn't, so we didn't.







